Chick drinks and personality

VERY INTERESTING

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

 Drink: Beer
 Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
 Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

 Drink: Blender Drinks
 Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass.
 Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

 Drink: Mixed Drinks
 Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
 Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.

 Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below)
 Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
 Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years...Alzheimer's and term
 limits be damned.

 Drink: White Zin
 Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue.
 Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...

 Drink: Shots
 Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk...and naked.
 Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.

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