- Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.
- Coca-cola was originally green.
- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.
- Amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served first class: $40,000
- Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28
- Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38
- Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33
- Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80
- Percentage of American women who say they would marry the same man: 50
- Percentage of men who say they are happier after their divorce or separation: 58
- Percentage of women who say they are happier: 85
- Average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000.
- Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
- Percentage of bird species that are monogamous: 90
- Percentage of mammal species (including humans!!) that are: 3
- Chances that a burglary in the US will be solved: 1 in 7
- Portion of land in the US owned by the government: 1/3
- Only food that does not spoil: honey
- Only bird that can fly backwards: Hummingbird.
- Only continent without reptiles or snakes: Antarctica
- Only animal besides human that can get sunburn: Pig
- Ostriches stick their heads in the sand to look for water.
- An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it.
- In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees.
- Polar bears are left-handed.
- Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
- The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
- The youngest pope was 11 years old.
- Mark Twain didn't graduate from elementary school.
- Proportional to their weight, men are stronger than horses.
- Pilgrims ate popcorn at the first Thanksgiving dinner.
- Your nose and ears never stop growing.
- Hot water is heavier than cold.
- They have square watermelons in Japan...they stack better.
- Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation.
- There are more collect calls on Father's Day than any other day of the year.
- Heinz Catsup leaving the bottle travels at 25 miles per year.
- It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
- Men get hiccups more often than woman.
- Armadillos can be housebroken.
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