7 things to do to when your ISP goes down

  1. Dial 911 Immediately.
  2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.
  3. You mean there's something else to do?
  4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.
  5. Work.
  6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.
  7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.

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