Axioms
- Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
- Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen.
- How do I set a laser printer to stun?
- Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 2?
- I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
- Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
- I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
- I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
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