EXCUSES

These are actual excuse notes from parents (including original spelling).

• My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today.
  Please execute him.
• Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
• Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
• Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

• Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football.

• Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
• Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

• Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

• Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

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