REJECTION LETTER

Dear Mr. Otterputt,

Thank you for your letter of September 1. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters.

With such a varied and promising field of corporate candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals for employment.

Despite your company's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time.

Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following your receipt of this letter. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely,

I. M. Goodworker

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