SCIENTIST PARTY INVITATIONS

Top scientists were invited to a party, and this is how they replied:

• Ampere was worried he wasn't current.
• Audobon said he'd have to wing it.
• Boyle said he was under too much pressure.
• Darwin waited to see what evolved.
• Descartes said he'd think about it.
• Dr Jekyll declined-he hadn't been feeling himself lately.
• Edison thought it would be illuminating.
• Einstein thought it would be relatively easy to attend.
• Gauss was asked to attend because of his magnetic personality.
• Hawking tried to string enough time together to make space in hisschedule.
• Heisenberg was uncertain that he could make it.
• Hertz said in the future he planned to attend with greater frequency.
• Mendel said he'd put some things together and see what came out.
• Morse's reply: "I'll be there on the dot. Can't stop now, must dash."
• Newton planned to drop in.
• Ohm resisted the idea.
• Pavlov was drooling at the thought.
• Pierre and Marie Curie were radiating enthusiasm.
• Schrodinger had to take his cat to the vet, or did he?
• Stephenson thought the whole idea was loco.
• Volta was electrified, and Archimedes buoyant at the thought.
• Watt reckoned it would be a good way to let off steam.
• Wilbur Wright accepted, provided he and Orville could get a flight.

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