THANKS A LOT!

Planning a weekend of entertaining guests, I made a list of things I needed to do, including taking food out of the freezer and grocery shopping. As it happened, a friend whom I have been promising to take to lunch asked if we could make it that Friday.

So, hopping into the car, I taped my list to the dashboard and went and picked her up. As she settled into the car her face dropped.

"Thanks a lot!" she sulked.

Then I glanced at my list and saw the first item:

"Take out the turkey."

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