Ah Life n'th Aux Arcs!
Log on: Making a wood stove hotter.
Log Off: Don't add no more wood..
Monitor: Keeping an eye on the wood stove..
Download: Gettin the farwood off the truk.
Mega Hertz: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.
Floppy Disc: Watcha git from trying to carry too much farwood.
Ram: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
Hard Drive: Gettin home in the winter time.
Prompt: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
Windows: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside...
Screen: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.
Byte: Whut them dang flys do...
Chip: Munchies fer the TV
Micro Chip: Whuts in the bottom of the munchie bag.
Modem: Whut cha did to the hay fields.
Dot Matrix: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
Lap Top: Whar the kitty sleeps
Keyboard: Whar ya hang the dang keys.
Software: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.
Mouse: Whut eats the grain in the barn.
Mainframe: Holds up the barn roof.
Port: Fancy Flatlander wine.
Enter: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all".
Random Access Memory: Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle
when yore wife asks..
Mouse Pad: That hippie talk for the rat hole.