The following quiz just came in from Anderson Consulting.

Please see if you are smart enough. The following small quiz consists of 4 questions, it tells whether you are qualified to be a professional.

According to statistics of Andersen Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals failed the exam. Scroll down for the answer.

The questions are not that difficult. You just need to be a bit.............

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator ?





























The correct answer is : open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. (Simple enough ?)

This question tests whether you are doing simple things in a complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator ?




































Wrong Answer : open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator

Correct Answer : open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your prudence.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?































Correct Answer: The Elephant !

(Why ?, Scroll Down !)































The Elephant is in the refrigerator! This tests whether you have a comprehensive thinking.

OK, if you did not answer correctly the last three questions, this one may be your last chance to testify your qualification to be a professional.

4. There is a river, which is filled with crocodiles. How do you manage to pass it ?





































Correct Answer ! : Simply swim through it. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting ! I hope you got this one correct.


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