Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean)

• I think of you as a brother
  You remind me of that inbredbanjo-playing geek in "Deliverance."
• There's a slight difference in our ages
  I don't want to do my dad
• I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way
  You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on
• My life is too complicated right now
  I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing
• I've got a boyfriend
  I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's
• I don't date men where I work
  I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building
• It's not you, it's me
  It's you
• I'm concentrating on my career
  Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you
• I'm celibate
  I've sworn off only the men like you
• Let's be friends
  I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's the male perspective thing

In response...The male perspective on the same issue...
Rejection lines given by Men (and what they actually mean...)

• I think of you as a sister
  I dont fancy you.
• There's a slight difference in our ages
  My friends would laugh at me
• I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way
  I fancy your friends more than you
• My life is too complicated right now
  Ask me again and I will say yes
• I've got a girlfriend
  Someone said hello on the bus and I fancy my chances
• I don't date women where I work
  I fancy the secretary, but she said no
• It's not you, it's me
  It's you
• I'm concentrating on my career
  You're ugly or I think this line will impress you
• I'm celibate. - Despite endless research, this one has never been found to be used
• Let's be friends
  You're sinfully ugly or I dont think I have a chance of getting you into bed