If Dr. Suess was a Technical Writer Here's an easy game to play.

Here's an easy thing to say.

Ron runs RAM, Rin runs ROM.
Ron needs Rin's ROM, Rin needs Ron's RAM.
Ron ups Rin's RAM, Rin ups Ron's ROM.
Ron ROM. Rin RAM. All RISCs run.

RAMDoubler, ByteTroubler
Double RAM byte bubbler Bits of bytes are doubled, trebled
But the RAM is still not scheduled
To byte off more than it could chew
Previously, so it's goo.

Bits and bytes too much for you? Well, here's another rhyme to do!

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

You can't say this? What a shame sir! We'll find you another game, sir!

Whose pins? Lynn's pins!
70ns SIMM Pins!
Dim Lynn's SIMM pins
Don't fit DIMM pins!

Peter's tower PowerMac
Plays on DIMMS that Dim Lynn lacks,
But Chuck's cache chip can cut her slack
If she buys a Duo 'Book to pack.

You say your tongue's about to freeze? Try to say this, if you please!

If your system file is dated, and your hard drive almost new,
but you need to get new software, here's a clever thing to do:

Zip it in a packet labeled older system stuff
Or the system you are running will put your 'puter in a huff.

Trash the suitcase, change the chooser, move extensions to the folder
You created pre-installing as the newer system holder.
Store old files on your Zip drive, you know that they will keep,
Before the Finder fails to find it on your hard drive, what a *bleep*!

Zip the case? Extend the chooser? My poor mouth will be the loser!
Well, then bring your mouth this way. I'll find something it can say!

Bright light, modem's right but the host is in a fight
Feeling fading fast and fright because you're stuck upon a site
And you can't quit, on you're signed! And every page is in a bind
Cause host computer's system grinds; Before you sink to words unkind -
Try ALT CONTROL DELETE, my friend. Escape the program if you can
Cause if you hang you'll make amends thru CC payments. Dump it, man!

Mr. Fox sir, I can't do it! My old tongue just can not chew it!
I'm so sorry, Mr. Knox sir. Perhaps just one last try today, sir?

If the label on the cable on the table at your house
Says the network is connected to the button on the mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of Gauss
So your icons in the windows are as wavy as a souse
Then you may as well reboot, and go out with a *bang*,
Cause sure as I'm a poet, that sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom!